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    <BLOCKQUOTE cite="" type="cite" align="center"><IMG height=97 
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      size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus size=+1>A magazine recently ran a 
      "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes 
      from their real-life Dilbert-comic-strip-type managers. These were voted 
      the top ten quotes from the managers we work for in corporate 
      America:</FONT><FONT face=Verdana size=-1><BR><BR><IMG height=150 
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      face=Papyrus>"</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus size=+1>As of tomorrow, 
      employees will only be able to access the building using individual 
      security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will 
      receive their cards in two weeks."</FONT><FONT size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT 
      face=Papyrus color=#ff0000 size=+1><I>(This was the winning quote from 
      Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA)</I></FONT><FONT 
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      width=126></FONT><BR>&nbsp;<BR><FONT face=Papyrus>"</FONT></FONT><FONT 
      face=Papyrus size=+1>What I need is an exact list of specific unknown 
      problems we might encounter."</FONT><FONT size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT 
      face=Papyrus color=#0000ff size=+1><I>(Lykes Lines 
      Shipping)</I></FONT><FONT size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Verdana 
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      face=Papyrus>"</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus size=+1>E-mail is not to be 
      used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company 
      business."</FONT><FONT size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus color=#0000ff 
      size=+1><I>(Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)</I></FONT><FONT 
      size=-1><BR><FONT face=Verdana><BR><BR><IMG height=151 
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      width=92><BR>&nbsp;<BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus>"</FONT></FONT><FONT 
      face=Papyrus size=+1>This project is so important we can't let things that 
      are more important interfere with it."</FONT><FONT 
      size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus color=#0000ff 
      size=+1><I>(Advertising/Marketing manager,</I></FONT><FONT 
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      Parcel Service)</I></FONT><FONT size=-1><BR><FONT 
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      width=111><BR>&nbsp;<BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus>"</FONT></FONT><FONT 
      face=Papyrus size=+1>Doing it right is no excuse</FONT><FONT 
      size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus size=+1>for not meeting the 
      schedule<I>."</I></FONT><FONT size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus 
      color=#0000ff size=+1><I>(Plant Manager, Delco 
      Corporation)</I></FONT><FONT size=-1><BR><FONT face=Verdana><BR><BR><IMG 
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      width=216><BR>&nbsp;<BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus>"</FONT></FONT><FONT 
      face=Papyrus size=+1>No one will believe you solved</FONT><FONT 
      size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus size=+1>this problem in one 
      day!</FONT><FONT size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus size=+1>We've been 
      working on it for months.</FONT><FONT size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT 
      face=Papyrus size=+1>Now go act busy for a few weeks and</FONT><FONT 
      size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus size=+1>I'll let you know when it's 
      time to tell them."</FONT><FONT size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus 
      color=#0000ff size=+1><I>(R&amp;D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and 
      Manufacturing/3M Corp.)</I></FONT><FONT size=-1><BR><FONT 
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      width=192></FONT><BR>&nbsp;<BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus size=+1><B>Quote 
      from the Boss:</B></FONT><FONT size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus 
      size=+1><B>"Teamwork is a lot of people doing</B></FONT><FONT 
      size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus size=+1><B>what I 
      say."</B></FONT><FONT size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus color=#0000ff 
      size=+1><I><B>(Marketing executive, Citrix 
      Corporation)</B></I></FONT><FONT size=-1><BR><FONT 
      face=Verdana><B><BR><BR><IMG height=117 alt="image009 1.jpg" 
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      width=156></B></FONT><BR>&nbsp;<BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus size=+1><B>My 
      sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told 
      my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on 
      the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial 
      to Friday.</B></FONT><FONT size=-1><BR></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus 
      size=+1><B>He said,<I> "That would be better for me."</I></B></FONT><FONT 
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      size=+1><I><B>(Shipping executive, FTD Florists)</B></I></FONT><FONT 
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      communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it 
      with the employees."&nbsp;</B></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE>
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      color=#0000ff size=+1><I><B>(Switching supervisor, AT&amp;T Long Lines 
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